Prince Andrew jokes

When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.

Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.