Prince Andrew jokes
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.