A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
Pro joker
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar, just kidding.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing except at funerals.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school
what has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
My relatives used to tease me at wedding saying I'd be next, they soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
why did Diana cross the road because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.