Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
