Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Why is Santa sack so big?

Because he comes once a year

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

why does santa not have any children he only cums once a year

Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only cums once a year.

What is a pedophiles favorite job?

The mall santa.

Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**

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