So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him but and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney...his names no longer Santa. It's crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
The made the toys
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
Why was Mrs. Claus upset? Because Santa only cums once a year
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
