Santa Jokes

Anonymous

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Anonymous

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

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Anonymous
in Christmas

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Anonymous
in Christmas

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Antonio Defibaugh

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

Aokiji

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

Anonymous
in Depression

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

Tara
in Christmas

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

PJ Masks
in Singing

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Anonymous
in Puns

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

oscar the grouch
in Clause

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Kanye north
in Politics

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap

Russiansantalikesvodka

Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a condom!"

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Anonymous
in Dyslexic

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

Galaxycat
in Dad

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Gwen
in Puns

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!

Anonymous

Every wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

The made the toys

Anonymous

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.