When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.
Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.
His response was “Ho ho ho”
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.
Santa stops at 3 hoes
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a condom!"
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”
What does santa say about my mom? HO HO HO
What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?
HO, HO, HO!
Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!