Dirty Joke

Anonymous

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

Christmas

Anonymous

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

Difference

Antonio Defibaugh

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

Ho

Anonymous

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

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Present

Aokiji

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

Milk

Anonymous

Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Christmas

Tara

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Puns

Anonymous

Roses are red He shows no remorse

Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force

Singing

PJ Masks

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

Clause

oscar the grouch

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

Bill

Russiansantalikesvodka

Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a condom!"

Dyslexic

Anonymous

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

Dad

Galaxycat

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Christmas

A very bad joke

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

Baby

Anonymous

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Politics

Kanye north

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What does michael jackson and santa clause have in commen? They both let little kids sit on his lap

Depression

Anonymous

if an emo doesn’t get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won’t be the only thing jumping off roofs this year

Ho

MEH NAME

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

Cry

watersharky

Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice… You better leave out some Vodka with ice!