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Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Why is Santa sack so big?

Because he comes once a year

What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe

Why is Santa’s sack so big?
He only cums once a year.

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!