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Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words.

His response was “Ho ho ho”

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says ho ho ho say yes Please.

So Santa fell down the chimney but it was a lit chimney…his names no longer Santa. It’s crisp cringle. Pls send help :).

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? “Ho ho ho!”

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”

Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a condom!"

What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.

Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

A:He only comes once a year.

Why is Santa sack so big?

Because he comes once a year

What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic

Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,“HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!”

What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.

How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe

Christmas special

Me:can you describe mrs Claus in 3 words Santa: ho ho ho

I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤