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Aed jokes

Gay male

    • If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

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    • Grade

    • Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

    B- Half Average.

    C- Stupid idiot!

    D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

    F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

    Aed memes

    Eyesight

    • When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"

    I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."

    Baby

    • What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?

    Watching their expression change.

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    • Horse

    • Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

    Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

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