What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is banking on the fact that bowlers use a ball. To guarantee a wicket, they'd need a bat to knock it down themselves. It's funny because it's not how cricket works, you silly goose!