Forehead jokes

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

your mom

I can see my future in your forehead.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.

Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.