Forehead Jokes

Kogan 24" Smart LED TV (Series 7, EH7500) 4K

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Gravity

your foreheads so big that it has its own gravitational pull

ThatDudeSavage

Yo Forehead is so big. .the photo on yo Driver’s License says “to be continued on the back”

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vincent age 11

you’re forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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John Doe

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Anonymous

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do

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Anonymous

I wasn’t staring at you I was trying to figure out if that’s your forehead or the moon

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Anonymous

Your forehead so big that the Teachers use it as a whiteboard

Big poes

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

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Anonymous

Your forehead is so large if I drew an H on it maybe Kobe could’ve landed

Anonymous

Your forehead is so big your inner thought echo

Anonymous

your mom

olivia bombard

Your forehead is so big, your face is on ur chin.

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ishy

youre foreheads so big it makes kanyes ego small

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cneal04

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

Foreheadini

Your forehead so big. That it made Mona Lisa smile.

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Anonymous

Yo hairline be lookin like elmos toe fungus

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Anonymous

You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face

Anonymous

Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars

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Noah guidry

Your forehead is so big Mastermind got jealous