Forehead

Forehead Jokes

Pull

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Photo

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

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  • Taxi

    Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

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  • Moon

    I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

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  • Uber

    I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.

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  • Kobe

    Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

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