Forehead jokes

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

So, three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother. The first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So, the mother replies, "Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead." The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So, the mother explained, "Same as Daisy, when we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead." The third daughter then said "ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb," so the mother said, "Shut up, Brick!"

Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

Their foreheads are angled.

Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!

your mom

Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.