Weight jokes
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Arden is so fat!