Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
I know five fat people and you're three of them
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.