Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
I know five fat people and you're three of them
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Name an ant which is very heavy ?
eleph-ant
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
