You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy walks into a bar and keeps bugging the bartender. Turns out, he stole the dude's girl! But here's the kicker: the bartender yells, "YOU'RE FIVE!" Get it? The dude is underage. You probably still don't understand, huh?