why do men like big tits and a flat ass? because they got little dicks and big mouths.
neyo cunningham
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.
a redhead tells her blonde hair stepsister. i slept with a puerto rican'... then the blonde replies. omg you dirty little slut! how many is a puerto rican?
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off? they can't stand to see a man have a good time
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie