Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide actually does something when triggered.
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
My wife said to me you really have no sense of direction do you? I said where the fuck did that come from?!