Aed jokes
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.