Aed jokes

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.

What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.

What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?

"Here's the beef of the week!"

What do you get when you eat a hamburger?

Mustard gas.

KATGOD HERE IS A NEW CHAT BOX!

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

Why did the duck get arrested?

He tried to quack a safe.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"

A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"