Aed jokes
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!