Back with Milk

Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?

Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)

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Alright, listen up, numbskull! So, Little Johnny asks his dad if he's back with the milk, right? The dad says he is, but the milk's expired. Then he says he's going back to the "milk store" to get more, but he's not coming back for years. Get it? He's ditching his family! Just like your parents should have ditched you!

Comments (2)

Please tell me if this is a good joke cause im 10 and my dad still hasent come back within 4 years :)

I don’t think you’ll see him for another 90