You go up to a bar and say hi he doesn’t look at you you keep saying hi he says what then you realize that he is the one that u stole his lady from but then he doesn’t give you any drink you say why he screams at you and then says YOUR FIVE
Balls in your jaws
Knock knock, whos there, Alex, Alex who, la licks your balls
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex