Aed jokes
I recently got kicked out of a casino because I apparently misunderstood what the craps table was for.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Trevor is a bitch.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
ICH BIN GOTT.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!