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Cleanliness

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With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Kanye West

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I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Birthday

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That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Song

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Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Heritage

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Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

Kelly Clarkson

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Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Music

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I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!