Noose-ance

  • My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

    I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

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    Hey, dummy. The joke is that "noose-ance" sounds like "nuisance." The person is saying they know how to tie a noose because they are a nuisance. Get it? No? Figures, you probably smell like pennies, you walnut.

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