why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊