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Ball

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Party

Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

Pig

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

Ice

gostreamboywithluvbybts

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

Cow

Anonymous

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

Ball

Anonymous

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

Prison

Angelalala

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

Wife

Anonymous

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Bus

Meme

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Wife

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Bigness

A.J Jacko

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

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Personal

Anonymous

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can’t do standing up perform fellatio

White

Anonymous

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Puns

Dwarf

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

Jimmy

Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy

Keep

Joke

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

Psychic

Nicki

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

Happiness

retired grocer

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

Puns

Ian

one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him

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