what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner



What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk



Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls



I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊


retired grocer

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.



Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!


Jimmy Isnt Alpha

What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism, Jimothy


A.J Jacko

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.



When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…



My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”



What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper



Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.



Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)



If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?



one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him



What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large



When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…



I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?



I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.


Subject Frans Comedy

these are all of my terrible jokes

Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you’ve heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor “I can’t feel my legs” the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn’t Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What’s green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn’t the dinosaur break the wall, I don’t know. I’m asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It’s an owl it can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey



What do you call a Dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?A Small Medium at Large


Zane Wiley

Dwarf Shortage



What’s the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.


PB and J

You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!