Dwarf jokes

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

What do you call an ice skating dwarf?

A midget spinner.

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk.

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

Why don't midgets use tampons?

Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

Then which one are you?

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"

Why can't dwarfs be depressed?

Because they are compressed.

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

you.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.