Dwarf Jokes

Offensive

Anonymous
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why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Keep

Joke
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I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

High

Shiloh
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when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

Party

Anonymous
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What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

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Skating

gostreamboywithluvbybts
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what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

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Cow

Anonymous
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What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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Pig

Anonymous
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What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

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Bus

Meme
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So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Puns

Anonymous
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Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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Prison

Angelalala
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I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊

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Puns

Dwarf
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I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

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Nudist

Joey M
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I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Orphan

Anonymous
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Wife

Anonymous
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When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....

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Ball

Anonymous
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Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

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Crash

Figgarette
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I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".

Bigness

A.J Jacko
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Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.

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Wife

Anonymous
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Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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Restaurant

Frickn hell im such a fat ass -_-
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why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large