Dwarf

Dwarf Jokes

Wife

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

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  • Door

    So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

    Medium

    Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • Tampon

    Why don't midgets use tampons?

    Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

    Husband

    Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

    Because of his short cummings.

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  • Prison

    I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Car

    I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"

    Nudist colony

    I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.

    When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

    Snow White

    This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

    Race

    Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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  • Midget

    Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

    ... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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