why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

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