I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Why don't midgets use tampons? Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
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Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.
