why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Dwarf Jokes
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?
I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short
what do you call a ice skating dwarf?
a midget spinner
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there’s a small medium at large!
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
you
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.