I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
you.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
