Ball

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Party

Anonymous

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

Keep

Joke

I don’t always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

Ice

gostreamboywithluvbybts

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

4

Milk

Anonymous

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

5

Pig

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

High

Shiloh

when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

Bus

Meme

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Prison

Anonymous

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!

0

Prison

Angelalala

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,… That’s a little condescending 😊

1

Ball

Anonymous

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

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Wife

Anonymous

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice…

Puns

Dwarf

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

Crash

Figgarette

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.

Wife

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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Pick

A.J Jacko

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?..because its not big and its not clever.

0

Psychic

Nicki

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

White

Anonymous

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

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Happiness

retired grocer

Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.

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