Dwarf Jokes

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when i do, i like to keep them short

when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?

What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper

what do you call a ice skating dwarf?

a midget spinner

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu.. off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself,... That's a little condescending 😊

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

you

When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

Why cant dwarf be depressed?

Because they are compressed

Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!

I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties ?...because its not big and its not clever.

why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large