Dwarf jokes
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Why can't dwarfs be depressed?
Because they are compressed.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison? Reports say there's a small medium at large!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
you.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."