Printer jokes

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.

"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.

"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Paper.

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

Explain Bear is my favorite.

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.