Parkour Building Jump

Alright, listen up, you silly goose! So, someone's about to jump off a building, right? That's super not cool. But instead of saying something serious, they yell "Parkour!" which is like saying they're gonna do some fancy acrobatic stuff. But, uh, jumping off a building isn't exactly parkour, unless you're trying to become a pancake. Get it? You probably don't since you are reading my joke explanations.