Dying from AIDS

  • A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

    I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words, see? The lady asks how *often* people die from AIDS, implying frequency. But dying only happens once per person. You probably think dying is like getting a new participation trophy every year, huh?

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