Parkour Jokes

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt

What do you say before you jump off a building?

Parkour!

suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".

When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour

If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going