Jybori

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Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you made need to say it out loud to get it) I went to a zoo and there was no people and there was one dog. It was a shit-zoo.

In America, you catch picachu, in Soviet Russia, picachu catches you. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/7a7436_784a4f4d74314d0f8d74234b57dcd2ee~mv2.jpeg

Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

A acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word nucular is part of a penis.

Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them

Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.

I have a friend who recently stoped smoking and the withdraw was hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend. I see a dreamer over there by the water!

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys penises

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was LSD. I see a dreamer.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.

The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.