What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died
I bought a new shot gun the other day want to know what I called it? Kurt Cobain's microphone.
