What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.