Kurt Cobain jokes
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.