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Hi, I hope you like my jokes. 😄

Registered on 7/27/2022 · 22 followers · Last active 1 year ago

What does independence look like
to you?
Me:

My PC told me what the error was
HOMI 144
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You

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Definitely not high

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Lol oh shit that me
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I didn't
drea
want a
brain
transplant
dreamstime
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but then,
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dreamstime
they
changed
my mind.
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What I see
What my
teachers see
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WIKIPEDIA
The Free Encyclopedia
Illegal Site

THINGS I HATE
4.VANDALISM
2. IRONY
3. LISTS

Teacher: no eating in
class
People in the back:

Haha

angel: Hey God, catch! *throws
meteor*
God: *drops the meteor*
God
made with mematic
Dinos

My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -

Until I threw a watermelon in her face

~Robin

I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.

Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!

A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

Putins Brain:

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You call, I'm putting on

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