Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: βTake it easy guys, I was just joking!β
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Namaste 6 feet away or I'll blow you away with this AK
What do you call a retard with a ak special forces
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47