Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
AK Jokes
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: βTake it easy guys, I was just joking!β
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: πͺ ππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΎββοΈππ½ππΏππΏππΏββοΈ π ππ»
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
You just made a Mist-ake.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.