AK

AK Jokes

School Shooter

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: β€œTake it easy guys, I was just joking!”

Kid

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Kid

Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?

Kid: AK!

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AK-47

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Class

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Discount

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Teacher

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.