AK jokes
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,
but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.
*Is honestly the best policy.*