They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
