What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Watermelon Jokes
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer the others just a watermelon 😁😁
Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer the other one is just an orphan
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
What’s the difference between an orphan and s watermelon
One’s fun to hang t wig a sledge hammer the other is just a watermelon
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean