I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding

they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean

They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.