What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
What's the traditional food of black Jews? - kosher watermelon...
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry. -
Until I threw a watermelon in her face
~Robin
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is the email password of a black person? watermelon
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
