Watermelon Jokes

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Todd
in Puns

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.

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The demon

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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Anonymous

They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!

Daniel King
in Fruit

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

I donno

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Anonymous

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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Ian

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer the others just a watermelon 😁😁

Anonymous
in Offensive

Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.

kid toutcher orphan slayer
in Orphan

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one’s fun to hit with a sledgehammer the others just a watermelon

Anonymous

they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape

Kingboss
in Girlfriend

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

Musla

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

Anonymous
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer the other one is just an orphan

London Young

What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in

Hell yeah
in Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and s watermelon

One’s fun to hang t wig a sledge hammer the other is just a watermelon

Anonymous

what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon

Jordan

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean