Watermelon

Watermelon Jokes

Sound

They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

Food

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Difference

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

    Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

    Stereotype

    What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

    Reality.

    Cantaloupe

    Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

    It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

    Fruit

    Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One of them is picked.

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

    Credit

    Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?

    Tax credit.

    Melon

    Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

    Weight

    They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.

    Scarecrow

    1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

    2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

    3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

    4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

    5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

    6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

    7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

    8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

    9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

    10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

    11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

    12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

    13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

    14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

    15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

    16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

    17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

    Dad

    Dad, I'm hungry.

    Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰

    Baby

    What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

    One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.