Watermelon jokes
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.