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I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!

what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon

When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon

We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding

they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess :D