Aed jokes
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?