Documentary jokes

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.