My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
Watermelon to the Face
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is that the girlfriend said onions are the only food that makes you cry. But the dude throws a watermelon at her face, which ALSO makes her cry. Get it? Violence! Also, I bet you don't even know how watermelons grow. They are actually gourds, from a flowering vine plant!
Frog
I'm making some good jokes from the German side here.
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✨Jassy✨
is your gf ok?
Kingsley
Damn