Advice from a Drunk

  • I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.

    But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person is giving themselves advice to quit drinking, but then they realize they're a drunk, so why should they take their own advice? You're probably too busy playing Minecraft to understand that.

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  • Exactly

    Eyeopening Malamute

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