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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt
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I see a worm oh no its just your hairline
Whatβs the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβitβll be delighted!
Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"
What is Steven hawkins favorite dance move? The worm
if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit
WOULD YOU RATHER Eat a girl out who has: Herpies, COVID and AIDS out while she is on her period? Or Eat live worms, bats and mice?
what do u a call finding a half of worm? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me
