Math Pick-Up Lines

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The dude is laying down some serious game, trying to woo someone. He's mixing math terms with flirty lines. Like saying how he hates that math always talks about x and y but never "u and i", get it? Because "u and i" sounds like "you and I". You're so dumb.

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