Rizz jokes

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.