Rizz jokes

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.

Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.