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rizz
are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head (JFK Rizz)
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Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
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Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
My attitude doesn’t have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
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Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
