Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Rizz Jokes
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
