Rizz jokes

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Rizz.

Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫