Difference

Bubbles

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Kitchen

Daniel King

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

Fire

Anonymous

“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.”

“Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”

“Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, “mark, what would you like to eat?” Mark said, “I’d like some fucking potato’s.” SMACK! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, “what would you like to eat?” “Well, I’d like some fucking potatos” said suzie SMAACK! she slapped suzie. “Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?” Well… I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.

People

FoxTyper on Nitro Type

Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head

Hurry

kitty 34

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yamm

Smoking

Anonymous

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

Die

Jybori

If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.

Difference

Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Chip

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

America

Anonymous

Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

Baby

Daniel King

What do you call a baby potato 🥔?

Small fry!

Baby

Daniel King

What do you call a baby potato 🥔?

Small Fry!

Man

Anonymous

A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is’ The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock

Head

Anonymous

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Cannibal

Anonymous

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

Best

kitty cat 34

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told by to hurry ?

I yamm

Make

Anonymous

why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled

French

TheBestFrenchJokes

English: It’s the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre.Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée !”

American

Gh

American:How Do You Use A Pc

Amish:We Use A Potato

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