What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

What do you call a baby potato 🥔?

Small Fry!

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.”

“Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”

“Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?

He wanted to mash potatoes!

What do you call a baby potato 🥔?

Small fry!

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told by to hurry ?

I yamm

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yamm

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

American:How Do You Use A Pc

Amish:We Use A Potato


Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

when the french fry was talking to the potato but the potato didn’t understand what he was saying. it was because he didn’t speak french

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!