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What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

What do you call a down syndrome that was hit by a car? Mash potato

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?

Mashed potatoes

Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes


American:How Do You Use A Pc

Amish:We Use A Potato

Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone… Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

What do retarded cops give tickets for

going over 45 in a potato zone

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Teacher:Don’t run into the road!! Down syndrome:Weeeeee Teacher:lol now he’s a mashed potato

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!