What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips
They were all family sized
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told by to hurry ?
I yamm
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s the hardest part of vegetable——- the wheel
For every orphan a bag of chips is family size
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potato's." *SMACK*! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, "what would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatos" said suzie *SMAACK*! she slapped suzie. "Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?" Well.... I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
American:How Do You Use A Pc
Amish:We Use A Potato
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato
