What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?

Mashed potatoes

Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”

“Sanderson, fire a warning shot.”

“Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher.”

“Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger.”

What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, “Mew, mew.” The police say, “Oh, it’s just a bag of kittens.” Then they kick the one with the red-head. “Woof, woof.” They think, “Oh, it’s just a bag of puppies.” Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, “POtaTOES!!” And gets arrested.

Potato

Q:what do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch {somewhere}

A: a couch potato HaHaHa

American:How Do You Use A Pc

Amish:We Use A Potato

A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says “well all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket”. So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says “dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

What do you call a retarded and a stroke victim in the same bed?

Mashed potatoes

a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says “woof”. “oh, it’s just a dog” says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says “meow”, “oh it’s just a cat” says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says “potato”

Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone… Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato

She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can’t stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".

What did the doctor say to the potato? It told it it had tuberculosis

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!

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