What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What do you call a baby potato 🥔?
Small Fry!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told by to hurry ?
I yamm
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potato's." *SMACK*! mother slapped mark. She then asked suzie, "what would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatos" said suzie *SMAACK*! she slapped suzie. "Ok. Johnny, what would you like to eat?" Well.... I sure as hell dont want no fucking potatos.
What do you Call a guy that’s high in a wheelchair A baked potato