Erectile Dysfunction jokes

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

Erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏