Erectile Dysfunction jokes

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.