Erectile Dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

Lizard

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

Cock

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

Scale

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Lizard

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

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  • Rapper

    You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

    Hair

    How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

    He performs fellatio on them.

    Tower

    When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

    Sex

    What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

    Erectile dysfunction.