Aed jokes

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Q: How would a chicken leave?

A: Through the exit.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.