Aed jokes
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
taxes in mine craft be like
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.