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A Roman walks into a bar

He holds up two fingers and says “give me five beers.”

Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”.

Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.

On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.

On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”.

Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”?

Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles

IX+X=XXI So XXI is two legions into one.

what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?

a pair of Ceasars.

A roman walks into a Bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "Five beers,please"

why did the roman eat pizza-he felt like it

Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.

why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.

your life is the joke

This for you roman y e e t

where does caesar keep his armies up his sleavies