Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
what did the roman say to the gladiator?
see you later gladiator
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
A Roman walks into a bar
He holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus "Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
If your bored pull a technoblade bully orphans.
What are they Roman do tell their parents?
The unicorn was so much better and I love 💕 it
Juliose sneezer
A Roman the to bar and he,d up two fingers and said can I have five drinks 🍷 pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles
Fuck
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
stop it said he
