A Fatal Beating

  • There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This ain't funny, it's dark. Some dummy rhymed about a dude who killed his wife and then had to hide the body. Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? It's like you and your brain took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Sheesh.

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