Breaking Up

What hurts the most? 😹

A. Breaking up before chewing.

B. Breaking up after chewing.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty-pants! This "joke" plays on the double meaning of "breaking up." It could mean ending a relationship, or it could literally mean breaking a piece of food, like gum, before or after you chew it. The punchline is that either way, it hurts—either emotionally or, well, physically if you swallow a big chunk of unchewed gum, which I am sure you have experience with.

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