The 15+ Best Tax Jokes

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If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man 👨 that is a minister and a christain nationalist with👱‍♂️ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until 🎄 🎅 🤶 christmas to take away ⛪ his church tax exempt status 📱 ☎️ or he will call 📞 🤔 🤷 🤣 the ACLU

The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

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child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have

Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 dollars in back taxes

If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes? Only when they file jointly.

Why did the black lady gave the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds? tax credit.

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Do you know why people in wheelchair don’t pay for it. Because they have to pay for road tax

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

in a alternate universe: i dont know how to solve the power house of 10 but i do know how to pay taxes

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE

God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.