Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
why is america so bad at chess,
because they already lost two towers
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Why does the queen move more then a king on the chess board
Because it looks like a kitchen floor
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks It's my fort knight
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Who’s the roundest night at king arthurs round table?
Circumference
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
