when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
me after an essay
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
boy if you don't get yo im burger KING with MY burger QUEEN!!!
Why is Chloe forehead so big, because her forehead is king-sley size.
