What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
so the coach got mad at me cause im the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum and i was just keeping the ball to myself and the coach pulled me aside and said pass to others i said why and he said theres no i in team and i said ya but theres an m e
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
