What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
