Team Jokes

Anonymous

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

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ninja

What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

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Anonymous
in British

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Tanner Pomeranz
in Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

D.K.

I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat

Anonymous
in Puns

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Jets

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

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Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America

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Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?

New York Jets.

Anonymous
in Puns

If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.

Anonymous

what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get the open a shop on it!

Anonymous

Why doesn't China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

Anonymous

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets

Anonymous
in Orphan

Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Ryan

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...

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Fokurfeelings

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Sportsronan (sub me)
in Puns

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.