Team Jokes

Anonymous

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

8
Anonymous
in British

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

1
D.K.

I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat

Tanner Pomeranz
in Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

ninja

What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?

New York Jets

3
Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Anonymous
in Puns

I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Jets

What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?

The New York Jets

1
Anonymous

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America

1

Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?

New York Jets.

Anonymous

What is Osama bin Laden’s favorite football team?

The New York Jets

Anonymous
in Orphan

Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

Anonymous
in Puns

If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.

Anonymous

what is al-qaeda’s favorite football team? the new york jets

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

Anonymous

Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?

Every corner they get the open a shop on it!

Ryan

Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

2
Fokurfeelings

Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

madeleine mccan't

There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt

4