China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
What’s Al Quieda’s favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What’s Al-Qaeda’s favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
What is Osama bin Laden’s favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up… They would be alloys.
what is al-qaeda’s favorite football team? the new york jets
Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why doesn’t Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt