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Team Jokes
What's Al Quieda's favorite footbal team?
New York Jets
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
If iron man and quick sliver teamed up.. They would be alloys.
what is al-qaeda's favorite football team? the new york jets
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters...
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.