Team jokes

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Why is England's team unfair in chess?

Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

China should be a baseball team.

What do you call a trans superhero team?

Ex-men.

So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Suicide squad.