What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!