What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
Whats 9/11 survivors least favorite nfl team ?
New York Jets.
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets