Aed jokes
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
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How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?