Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Checking Girlfriend's Phone
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Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke is about this dude who is super insecure and checks his girlfriend's phone. Turns out, she's been texting another guy and said "yes" to going out with him. Then the dude says he's gonna get a whip and she's out - meaning he's dumping her. A whip? I bet you have a collection of participation ribbons. You need to grow up.