Aed jokes
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Why is this a category?
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.