Aed jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?

Because there is a red Sun in the sky.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Not a joke.

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