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CaptainEgg75

I just create funny memes

Registered on 1/23/2023 · 2 followers · Last active 2 years ago

CaptainEgg75

thats you suck dick goof ball

The image shows three dogs. One dog is labeled "My Car" and is trying to get a toy from the second dog labeled "Me". The third dog is labeled "Work" and is also trying to get the toy from the second dog which is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image says: "How life is going right now".

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mine is better

The image shows three dogs, where one dog tries to bite a yellow toy, that is also held by the other two dogs. The first dog is labeled "My Car", the second dog "Me", and the third dog "Work". The toy has a label "Money". Above the dogs, the text says: "How life is going right now."

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imagine

A picture of a baby with wide eyes looking to the side. The text "Guess this baby's gender, male or female" is above the baby. The name "Emcee" is in the lower right corner.

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this is so true

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The left panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Back Then,' depicts a character in a burning scene. The right panel, labeled 'Mr. Beast Now,' shows a 'Free Money' booth from Spongebob, with Patrick manning the booth, and a few characters nearby.

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A blue character with a large head and green eyes, looking perplexed. The text on top reads "NO BITCHES?"

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I you know what i mean

A Minecraft villager is on the left side of the image. The background shows a stock chart with numbers, blue downward arrows and an orange upward arrow. Three green emeralds are on the up-pointing arrow. The text "HRRRR" is in the bottom middle.

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taxes in mine craft be like

A villager from Minecraft stands on the left side of the image with an upward trending graph behind him and green emeralds rising on a red arrow. The text "HRRRRR" is written in blocky letters.

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The image shows Megamind with a sad face and the text “NO POG JUICE?” above him.

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The image shows two panels. The left panel is blurry, showing a street with police cars and flashing lights at night. The right panel is a close-up of a man's face with wide, startled eyes. The text below the images says, "By: Seymore Butts. Posted Feb 23, 2023. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."

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A cartoon character with red hair and a silly expression is lying in bed with a book next to him.

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A close-up of Megamind's face with a concerned expression. The text above reads "No Father?"

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selling wheat

A Minecraft villager stands in front of a stock market chart. Emeralds are shown with an upwards pointing red arrow. The text 'HRRRR' is displayed.

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so true

The image shows two panels. The top panel is a dog looking up with the text "They feed me and take care of me. They must be gods.". The bottom panel shows a cat laying down with the text "They feed me and take care of me. I must be a god."

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looks right

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no no no no no no no no no

A cartoon of a man with a concerned expression. The text on the image reads "NO CHILDREN?"

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imagine

The image shows red roses and a cartoon image of the coronavirus. Text says "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

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for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

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master mind

The image shows a close-up of a distressed looking cartoon face on the right and a text box on the left with the following text: "Classmate: *curses* Me: I'm going to tell the teacher! Them: please don't. Me: *raises hand to go to the bathroom*"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."

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oh my god guys

A cartoon image of the character Quagmire with a large face. The text above the character says "NO GIGGITIES?"

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