I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor's hands are on your shoulders
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
A priest is drowning in a river... A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says "leave me alone, god will save me." The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn't you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn't take them! "
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
I have a huge thought, if s@tan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire. l V
I set a gay person. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
*School shooting : Happens* Foreign Exchange Student: *Starts sobbing under desk* American Student: "First time?"
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.