50-Mile Forehead

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your massive forehead! Scientists had to MEASURE it, and it's so big it takes a whole car ride to get from your eyebrows to your hairline! Maybe you can use it as a drive-in movie screen? Just a thought, genius.

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delicious spelling

Your mama is so big every time I see her she is always in a take away drive thru