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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

Difference

Anonymous

What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!

Softness

Anonymous

What goes in hard but comes out soft

Gum

Hair

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How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Hair

Anonymous

How do you get chewing gum out of a child’s hair? Cancer.

Shooting

Anonymous

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

Gun

Anonymous

what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden

Train

Gwen

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train!

Kick

Timmy

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass… but I’m all out of ass

Hair

Anonymous

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Astronaut

Anonymous

did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe

Difference

cda

my favorite joke was whats the difference between a teacher and a train

Friend

Anonymous

a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?

Softness

Massey

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum you whore.

Swallow

LeNope666 (On twitter)

Swallow cum, not gum.

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