What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!

What goes in hard but comes out soft

Gum

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

How do you get chewing gum out of a child’s hair? Cancer.

what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.

what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden

What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?

A chew chew train!

I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass… but I’m all out of ass

How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe

my favorite joke was whats the difference between a teacher and a train

a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum you whore.

Swallow cum, not gum.