what do you call a train with buble gum?
a chew chew train
oh man im depressed
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
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she be hubba on my bubba till I gum
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Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
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what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train!
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy
my favorite joke was whats the difference between a teacher and a train
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